She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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