I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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