After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
please come you make the beer taste better
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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