and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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