i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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