gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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