She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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