I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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