arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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