"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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