drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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