Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Houston, we have a squirter
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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