She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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