The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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