can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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