if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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