break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
