I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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