yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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