I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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