There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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