The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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