She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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