yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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