yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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