she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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