Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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