I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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