Duck Duck Cougar?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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