you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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