Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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