Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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