wakey wakey hands off snakey
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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