And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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