i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
