Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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