I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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