quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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