So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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