We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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