so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
