YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
