Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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