About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Less talking, more tequila
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
