I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I love you. Go after that dick
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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