I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
grandma shit on top of the toilet
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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