she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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