I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I AM VODKA MAN
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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