nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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