Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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