I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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