she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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