Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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