you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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